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Lindsay was a brunette and had silky, straight hair that went down to her shoulder blades. Having played soccer together for ten years, conveniently Lindsay and I also happened to dive into our [...]

Today has been a rainbow maze of junk and love and clocks with noisy second hands and ice chunks and live lobsters, to name only a few things. It never ceases to amaze me how a woman can feel, [...]

Whack Job #1:Myrtle lives in West Palm Beach, Florida. A few years ago she met her soul mate, “Cotton.” Cotton is a chicken. But not just any chicken. He is a Japanese Cotton Chicken. He sits at [...]

My car slides on thick ice halfway up the driveway to the party. I should have been in bed hours ago. BAM! I hit a rock. Nothing major, but enough to send me back down the driveway, sliding in [...]

We are snowed in up on Patton Thicket. Going anywhere would require walking half a mile through snow and melting ice, and then, where on Earth would I go anyway? It is a day that begs for [...]